I Thought You Were Kidding
You Midwestern people.
I thought you were kidding when you were all, "AHHH IT'S SO UNSEASONABLY COLD WE'RE ALL GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH!!"
I thought you were being weeines.
The cold front has now hit Pennsylvania and I'm suffering along with you.
It's 16 degrees out this morning.
And for some reason I rode my pony last night?!
I must be insane.