Haiku Fun

Only Fourteen Hands
Attitude much, much bigger
Help, it's a pony

Long-eared donks, so cute!
They gossip in the corner
Talking about you

Oh, event pony
Why don't you have work ethic?
TB's like their jobs

Trail riding, jumping
These are things ponies enjoy
Dressage? Not so much

Eventing is hard
Must be good at three different things
I am not that skilled

Flat or uphill, great!
Terrain that slopes down towards hell?
Get me out of here